YOU WANT THE IPHONE 5 EARLY……. $11,000
Pre-orders? Lines? Spending your money wisely? These things are for suckers.
Right now you can go to eBay, bid a mere $11,101, and (assuming no one’s dumb enough to bid even higher than you) have some random Canadian dude grab an iPhone 5 at his local Montreal Apple Store as soon as it comes out and ship that bad boy to you same day.
Or you could take that $11,000, buy yourself a car, drive to Montreal, find this guy on the streets and rob him. You’ll end up with a brand new iPhone 5 and some other idiot’s $11,000+.